that's the way the pickle squirts

The way the seamen in the male reproductive organ the penis, squirts as he ejaculates. Ie, the direction.

Woman: HEY, you got some in my eye!!
Man: Sorry, that's the way the pickle squirts!

by courtney May 28, 2004

Deep Fried Pickle

Wherein one party puts his penis in the other party's anus, drawing fecal matter onto it, then inserts it into that party's oral cavity.

"That bitch got the deep fried pickle last night, almost ralphed on my rod."

by PickleFried February 20, 2010

Pickle Smoocher

a Dick Licker or DilDoe Sucker like that Italian guy from Maine. Especially enjoys interspecies fellatio, and particularly likes donkey dicks, camel cocks, porcupine pricks, wallaby wangs, monkey members, and dog dongs of any breed. Hates cats.

Hey, did you see that pickle smoocher, David's youtube video where he sucked off a seal in Scarborough?

by Dave Dil Doe December 28, 2011

Pickle Juice Supreme

When in the act of having diarrhea of the mouth, a person can say this quick and clever line to avert attention to the rude and completey irrelevent comments that just flew out of your mouth.

Trinity: talking about something completly insane
Keisha:Dude....
Trinity:What...oh pickle juice supreme!
Keisha: That's better.

by CatsLoveSleep July 6, 2011

Fuzzy Pickle

a word made up by britt and jess (the awesomest biotches eva xD)one night when they were on the phone

britt: "i want a pickle"
jess: "if i had a pickled it would have little fuzzy legs and hat"
britt: "so u want a fuzzy pickle!?"

by Jess and Brittnayyy May 12, 2008

pickle pat

A pickle packin' punk, who can't afford anything and will try to hustle you for less than a dollar. Wear's a green pickle kc hat.

We call tis fool pickle pat.

by sausitza October 30, 2007

Providence Pickle Beard

The act of placing multiple penises on someone's chin.

Truman: How many penii in a Providence Pickle Beard?
Lori: Five. Four, if you're being lazy.
Truman: You record?
Lori: I'm just lazy.

by Elite CAT September 25, 2009