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locking and docking

When two distinguished gentlemen stand in front of each other and lock eyes, lips, and hands while arms bent up at 90 degrees and proceed to dock their cocks
John and Juan, he/she/fuck face/stupid ass pronouns, are properly locking and docking into each other becoming one big fucking problem to society.
by Notafuckingpansy August 2, 2025
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Free-Range Dickin’

Sex outdoors (one or more of the participants typically has a penis, but substitutions are sometimes made).

Sex on a farm or ranch, specifically in the presence of chickens.
Chester gave me a good Free-Range Dickin’ out at Gaucho Ranch the other day… I still have feathers in my asscrack!
by squiggular November 30, 2025
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