Coffee

Used as a synonym for One-Night-Stands, especially in the black community.

Wanna grab a coffee?

by ConWarlock August 21, 2022

Coffee Drama

The melee that ensues while everyone is trying to access the coffee and personalize their cup to their liking. Also when the grounds end up in the pot or coffee overflows onto the counter. or the disgust one feels the the pot is empty and they did not get a cup.

Mega coffee drama this morning, we were out of creamer and I had to wait for the second pot.

by c2l2 September 4, 2022

coffee cuddle

when you hold your warm coffee close to you with two hands when it’s too hot to drink. this provides comfort and a brief moment of sanity

caleb: babe why are you holding your coffee like that
brielle: i needed a coffee cuddle while it cools down

by MamaGanja October 22, 2022

coffee cookie

When the pot of coffee sits with coffee in it and it burns so long that the coffee turns into a coffee cookie at the bottom of the pot.

Turn off the coffee maker or we will have a coffee cookie at the bottom.

by 420 Vegetarian October 23, 2022

coffeespoon

A small spoon that is equivalent to 1/3 of a tablespoon

I put three coffeespoons of sugar in your coffee. It should be sweet enough!

by blah255 October 29, 2022

CoffeeToCar

Where you get served coffee in the comfort of your car at a traffic light while waiting for the green light.

"So I buy bae HOT Chocolate from CoffeeToCar to car every morning"

by Tomatored November 12, 2022

coffeaphilia

(It is also known as: Coffee Blood)

When one's addiction to coffee goes beyond the limit, their blood could literally turn into coffee. And when they run out of stock, patients might resort to drinking their own blood.

In a lot of cases they end up drinking their themselves to unconsciousness.

Once they Pierce themselves they cannot stop and suffer cardiac ischemia due to lack of blood supply.

I had realized that he has been drinking coffee from his own blood this whole time. When I search about this, I was shocked that it was a type of disease called Coffeaphilia.

by GoldenExplainer November 29, 2022