Canadian Masturbate

The act of freezing ones foreskin to the point it snaps and cracks when one gets an erection.

"Don't pick a fight with me, or I'll Canadian Masturbate all over you!"

by Nacho Gomez October 9, 2024

Canadian Fur Coat

Pubic hair. Specifially crotch pubic hair.

He pulled down his pants and he was sporting a really warm Canadian fur coat.

by Ersatzverite July 15, 2023

Canadian comedian

A canadian who smokes pot then starts telling jokes. Some are really good, some are really bad, and sometimes you can't understand what they're saying. But they always make people laugh.

Ex. 1. Buddy: (with joint in hand) hey man wanna hear something funny?
Guy: fuckin eh right I do bud ahaha
Buddy: (says a really funny joke/pun)
Guy: man ahahah that's funnier than when the prime minister fell off his moose into a tub of maple syrup during the hockey game !

Both buddy and guy are Canadian comedians Because the joint is always shared

by immacookie September 21, 2015

Canadian Weather

When it’s -50°C on the western side of the country and -1°C on the eastern side of the country.

“Damn, this Canadian Weather is making my brain turn off.”

by SuperMarioSunshineIsMid January 18, 2024

CANADIAN

The worst human being alive

"I hate how canadian that guy is!"

by Andrew Tuvalu June 5, 2018

Canadian cuisine

Not fucking Ketchup chips, Kraft Dinner, or California Rolls!

You: What Canadian Cuisine?

Me: Not Kraft Dinner, California Rolls, or Ketchup chips.

by Don't get mad, get vlad October 5, 2017

The Canadian Milkshake

A milkshake consisting specifically of McDonald's breakfast, including: Orange Juice, Sausage and Egg McMuffins, Hash Browns, and coffee of consumer's choice. Serving size may vary.

On Thursday morning, after class, I enjoyed a nice lukewarm Canadian Milkshake. The Canadian Milkshake

by NevrgunnagivUup October 24, 2019