How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.

Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

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Chuck the buck

to vomit

"Oh shit look at PJ, he's about to chuck the buck!"
"Yeah, he shouldn't have eaten all those cardboard boxes"

by DudeBroKowski September 29, 2022

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chucking a redoxan

to bludge during work and ignore your colleagues' call for help because you are too busy consuming Redoxan (or any drink or food, for that matter) (most common in a pharmacy setting)

"I can't believe Jacqueline, we were swamped with prescriptions and vaccinations and she was in the back chucking a Redoxan"

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To chuck the wendig

When the actions of an individual of small influence bring bigger and more damaging consequences than expected, usually benefiting the interest of larger corporations or organizations.

Nineteen-year-old Gavrilo Princip chucked the wendig really hard when he killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand and sent the world into World War II. / When the little girl didn't get the part in the school play, she decided to chuck the wendig by pulling the fire alarm and the play was cancelled.

by Moonsai June 13, 2020

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