April 24th

April 24th is a very disgusting day. National rape day. This is not ok and I will not stand for it. Instead, let's make the 24th national self-defense day for all these girls.
Girl 1: did u hear that today is April 24th? National rape day??
Girl 2: no no no its national self defense day. Grab your tasers and shit let's goo
by It's me bitch. April 20, 2021
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April 24th

Ladies, make sure to protect yourself. Some social rejects made this day into "National Rape Day". Carry pocket knives and if anyone asks it was an accident :)
"Did you hear? April 24th is national rape day. Scary, right?"
"Its probably not real, just a bunch of 12 year old boys trying to be edgy"
by Got2bhairspray April 23, 2021
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April 2

It's international help your friend with his test day. Just send that test to your buddy.
Guy 1: yo i don't understand that test, could you send me what you have?
Guy 2: Why should I do that?
Guy 1: It's April 2nd
Guy 2: Ow in that case here you go!
by Gabriëlglasses13 April 02, 2020
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April the 10th

International heartbreak day
A day where you are likely to kiss a boy/girl who will break your heart soon, if you kiss someone on this day it is not going to end well
Lucy , what's international heartbreak day?

Sophie it's like how Harry kissed me on that day and also got with like 9 other GIRLS on April the 10th! I wouldn't recommend getting with anyone on this day, they'll break your heart
by Juststatingnothating October 14, 2019
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april 17

national brooke williams sends me nudes day bc she is bad af and i’m horny and she’s my baby
hey, it’s april 17 brooke! what’re u waiting for?
by hahaimhorny April 17, 2020
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April 17

April 17 is the one one day you can fuck your friend and it’s not weird
by Http Shamena April 17, 2022
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April 27

Where a farmer goes out of his way every morning to harvest all the morning wood for all the horny teenagers
DUDE ITS FUCKING APRIL 27 LETS GO GET SOME MORNING WOOD!
by Helpfull urban dealer October 30, 2020
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