Johnson bar

Slang for a large penis.

Look at the Johnson bar on that dude!

by anonymous March 15, 2024

Lavonte Johnson

Bout the Weakest Knee Havin, Small Hand No lotion Having, Car seat in the DriverSeat Havin

Lavonte Johnson Your it

by HAHAHAHA69420 August 5, 2022

Bob Johnsoning

gorgeous fellatio to leaders

The housewife was Bob Johnsoning her historical husband.

by Coop Dupe June 13, 2018

Day johnson

A sexy man with gorgeous eyes and a high sex drive along with a very nice dick.

I wish I had day johnson

by Winky face 😘 May 31, 2018

Johnson

A kid that is strong nice and honest and don't mind to fight

Yo johnson wannafight- johnson: say your last prayers

by Gsibeue shnsvsusbeb November 10, 2019

Sara Johnson

Sara is a chill girl. Her favorite cuz is Suzie even thought she doesn’t know how to spell her name. She’s also goes by honest Abe.

Sara Johnson is a homie and a bro.

by chesterspuffyboy July 6, 2022

Cranberry Johnson

Penis covered in period blood

He had sex when she was on her period now he has a cranberry johnson

by Cranberry Johnson May 30, 2018