noun- nickname used when referring to someone who tans too much and that you can never really tell what their natural hair color is
verb-day at the hair dressers tanning and dying your hair
verb-day at the hair dressers tanning and dying your hair
noun- "Damn, check out "fake n' bake". If she'd keep her ass out of the tanning bed, I'd bet she wouldn't look so damn wrinkled and old with that bleached blond hair."
verb- "Sorry, can't go shoppin' today I've got to take a trip up to the salon to fake n' bake. My boyfriend said that my skins startin' to fade and doesn't look right with my hair. Then to the doctor cause I got this nasty spot on my skin on my forehead next to the hair line, I just can't get rid of the thing. Last week my hair dresser found it and told me she wouldn't color my hair cause the chemicals could be causin' it, so I had to go buy my own damn color and have Gina color my hair for me, so today I'm just gonna get it highlighted.... I could't believe it!" <--- usually what a blond would say....
verb- "Sorry, can't go shoppin' today I've got to take a trip up to the salon to fake n' bake. My boyfriend said that my skins startin' to fade and doesn't look right with my hair. Then to the doctor cause I got this nasty spot on my skin on my forehead next to the hair line, I just can't get rid of the thing. Last week my hair dresser found it and told me she wouldn't color my hair cause the chemicals could be causin' it, so I had to go buy my own damn color and have Gina color my hair for me, so today I'm just gonna get it highlighted.... I could't believe it!" <--- usually what a blond would say....
by smart blond <--- lol December 10, 2004
"That mama-fake-hands shops at hot topic."
"That wangsta mama-fake-hands listens to fifty-cent while eating marshmallows!"
"That wangsta mama-fake-hands listens to fifty-cent while eating marshmallows!"
by mightysmax March 11, 2008
After anal sex, before ejaculation when the male spits on females back simulating the release of sperm, when the female turns around , the male busts his load in her face.
by JIM/JON March 19, 2003
A similar type of the Phat Farm design exept that they have the "P" sign facing the other way, people who cant afford real ones buy them
GUY:Yoo look at his Phat Farms nice colors
GUY2:Son those are fake ones dont u see the "P"?
GUY:Ohh yeah..
GUY2:Hey yo the prick with the fakies Phat Farms your kicks suck.
GUY2:Son those are fake ones dont u see the "P"?
GUY:Ohh yeah..
GUY2:Hey yo the prick with the fakies Phat Farms your kicks suck.
by Enrique September 29, 2004
Phony ass people with nothing going on in their lives but to cause drama and hate on people they envy.
by Real over fake April 13, 2017
To pretend to have fun at a boring event where everybody else seems to be having a blast
(Also useful during orgies when you can't orgasm but but want your partners to feel good about themselves)
(Also useful during orgies when you can't orgasm but but want your partners to feel good about themselves)
I was sober at the reception and missing my girlfriend. Needless to say, I faked one for the team.
Maybe I should consider a monogamous relationship. I keep having to fake one for the team at all those Furry parties.
Maybe I should consider a monogamous relationship. I keep having to fake one for the team at all those Furry parties.
by stealyourfacebook September 02, 2016
Someone who you’ve believed to be FAMILY ur whole lyfe and then turns out to be a lying ass snake ass mutha fucka.
Kali: bruh u is my family... like dat shit is legit
Brooke: I fucks wit ur bish
Kali: wow u lyin ass snake. U is a fake ass cuh
Brooke: I fucks wit ur bish
Kali: wow u lyin ass snake. U is a fake ass cuh
by Koolkali January 04, 2018