Lazy friend

A friend who only does the bare minimum to maintain your relationship. I.E., texting one-word responses or not replying to emails/texts at ALL, only hanging out at your request and never taking interest or note of your personal goings-ons.

I texted Ariana four times today and all she wrote back was "ok".

Me: HI! How are you? Did you hear that so-and-so got into an accident??
Lazy Friend: Hi. No.
Me: You SUCK at communications, PS.
Lazy Friend: *crickets*

by underwaterdreamer October 13, 2011

Unconditional Friend

A friend that sticks as close as family. They are there for you through thick and thin, they impose no judgement, no conditions, expectations, and prepositions on you.”. They are always supportive, optimistic and understanding. They share and hold information and secrets with and about you that will never be exposed. They care for you, show up for you, help you, look out for you and want the best for you. Regardless what storms or difficulties come to you or their way, they are there to work through it, find a happy medium and continue their friendship with you. An Impenetrable loving friendship that will not break with time, difficulties or differences.

‘Who knew she would become his unconditional friend, the woman he esteemed above any potential date because she provided a safe place for him to be himself without judgement...’

by Nena1987 June 15, 2018

Just a friend

When Adrien Agreste forgets to use his brain cells AND OPEN HIS EYES to see the love of his life Marinette in front of him, so he doesn't see that he loves her and spouts this bs phrase (please Adrien look at how she is your safe place and how happy she makes you and also HOW SHE WOULD LOOK IF YOU SLAPPED A LADYBUG MASK ON HER FACE)

" Marinette can't possibly be in love with me, she's just a friend who loves fashon bsides there's Luka"

by iaintcreativeenoughforthis May 15, 2021

friend bin

When a girl tells you she "just wants to be friends," she has put you into the friend bin.

Well, I tried to make a move on her, but she put me in the friend bin, so I let all the air out of her tires.

by dirtyjww July 20, 2008

friend zone

The worse place a man can be unless

1.He is gay
2.The girl is ugly.

"John was glad Sandy put him in the friend zone because it looks like Sandy ran into a brick wall.

by Rich.S May 27, 2007

friend guy

Guy who, despite his best efforts, will never be more than a friend to any girl he meets. Usually ends up with a lot of friendgirls, and if numerous enough, could be considered a friend (definition #7).

Sarah just gave me the "friend guy" speech. Why does this always happen?!

by eversoemo September 19, 2004

Friend Whore

Someone on Facebook, Myspace, or any site of the sort who:

A) Accepts random friend invitations from most anyone.

B) Invites as many people as possible to become their friend, (particularly if they have friends in common) whether they know them or not.

Friend whores are usually teenage girls, but really anyone can be a friend whore.
Most friend whores are considered to be "social" in real life as well.

"Yeah she has 1000 friends on Facebook."
"She's such a friend whore."

by Solnai May 9, 2010