Jam Jam

A man that like to get married lots

You heard about Jamie he's getting married again, he's such a Jam Jam

by Fartfacefannyboy June 25, 2025

Traffic Jam

An awesome-ass original song made by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It's about a guy and he's stuck in the middle of a traffic jam. Yeah, who would've guessed. Listen to it, it's really good.

Person 1: Aw, man, I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam...
Person 2: I haven't moved one inch from this here spot...
Person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
Person 2: Traffic Jam, the freeway's one big parking lot
Person 1: Oh, shit, that fucking awesome-ass song by "Weird Al" Yankovic???
Person 2: Traffic Jam, my radiator's boiling hot...
Person 1: And now I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam.

by weird al yankovic fan number f January 13, 2025

willy jam

Painful and infrequently-used climbing move, the level of difficulty of which is only surpassed by the admiration received upon retelling in public house at end of day.

"I was holding a sandwich in one hand, and an eagle bit off my other arm. I had no choice but to do a willy jam."

by Scribe January 14, 2004

Toe Jam Ram

The act of the repeatedly fucking your girl in her pussy with your left big toe until she’s unconscious

Dude, I toe jam rammed Barbara all night. Now she won’t call me back.

by TAMcNasty March 30, 2019

Jam eater/s

An inhabitant of Workington, On the Cumbrian coast. So called because the miners in Workington used to eat a lot of jam sandwiches.

The Jam eater/s have taken all the bread again.

by Raccoon Hands October 28, 2021

Jam Jacket

Great code word for Sanitary towel or hilarious offensive name calling

" Hey Jerry, grab me some jam jackets from the drug store"
OR
"Come here you jam jacket"

by badbearbeanbag February 2, 2015

Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’

Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”

by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022