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Windows 99

It's a fake OS that (i think so) Verbose the Talking Cat made it (his video: When A Gamer Installs Windows 99), it is an hidden (fake) OS that looks so new, yet it is made from combining 2 old windows versions (Windows 98 and Windows 1.00), It has many bugs and glitches, but also, LORE, and any time you try upgrading or downgrading to something else, it blocks you from doing so, outages cant turn off the computer Windows 99 is in, so basically, Windows 99 is an secret (fake) OS hidden by Microsoft, and it has LORE.
1: Have you seen Windows 99, the Secret hidden OS?
2: I think so, the computer in my basement has it installed after i switched from Windows 1.00 to Windows 98
by Duper NO! December 14, 2023
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Banana Black Window

when a banana throws a banana out of the window during ww1 in the North of Europe And Asia As known as Russia and Russia is a country known for causing WW3 between Ukraine And Russia and the government of Russia Is Vladimir Putin who is 69 years old and the government of Ukraine is Zelensky A country bordering Ukraine is Poland and Poland is a country As well as Australia and Germany
by hi broth March 13, 2022
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Window Mechanics

Window Mechanics: When an electrical appliance or piece of technology fails to operate and usually due to insane frustration the user is left with no alternative but to throw it from a high window.
Pissed off techie - "My laptop crashed again last night. I tried everything to get it working again. I ended up using Window Mechanics."

Techie2 - "Looks like you're off the computer Store."
by The_Penguin_Terrorist April 3, 2008
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window licker

"Bro, no way he crushed on the back of Daniel Riccardo like that! He is such a window licker!"
by CrabbyBilly June 4, 2025
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Store Window

1. A One-sided hatred towards a person or fandom caused by exposure to "cringe" and drama and refusal to do further research
2. A person, group or piece that can cause a one-sided hatred towards a person or fandom
His hatred towards furries is a Store Window as he watches cringe compilations
by Sweet 'n' Sour Sauce July 22, 2024
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Window cleaners knee

Windows cleaners knee is a myth used by pot heads with low self esteem and not much get up and go.
Don't think I'll work tomorrow I seem to have window cleaners knee
by Carltuk May 19, 2016
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Windows XP

Windows XP is a major release of the Windows NT operating system developed by Microsoft. It is the direct successor to both Windows 2000 for professional users and Windows Me for home users, and was released to manufacturing on August 24, 2001, and later to retail on October 25, 2001.
by windows xp is epic December 23, 2021
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