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windows os

a horrible slow laggy unstable software that has no free virus protection
Mac user - disgusting af windows user

windows user - I'm better than you I can game better

Mac user - brokie stupid nerd you can get Minecraft for free on a Mac just by going to the official Minecraft website download page and they charged me nothing for minecraft

windows user - I like to pay for everything. I pay to buy music, videos, subscriptions, games, I even donate every day!

Mac user - wow your so dumb never in my life have I ever seen someone more acoustic than you you are so sped why are you alive

windows user - its a nice thing to do

Mac user - wow wtf is wrong with you you must be retarded (smashes their windows laptop) take that you stupid loser get a life

windows user - I'm not stupid picking to pay rather than obtain free is a nice and kind thing to do

Mac user - why are you even alive on this planet (finds a long stick and shoves it up the windows users gyatt) windows os is for losers

Mac user - take that loser (flexes best computer ever) see? Mac users are real people
mugGet the windows osmug.

Louboutin-window

The theory when you give a lady a pair of expensive designer shoes (e.g. Christian Louboutin, Jimmy Choo or Salvatore Ferragamo) she is willing to do any (sex-related) actions for the next 24 hours.
Hey Joe, you look like you had some last night. Hey bro, my lady bought some Lou's yesterday and thus the Louboutin-window kicked in so she sucked my cock this morning.
by Die Rooie December 28, 2019
mugGet the Louboutin-windowmug.

Tech window

A word meant to be taekwondo but misheard by Andrew Schulz
Figured y'all would want to know what tech window is,it means nothing
mugGet the Tech windowmug.

Window

1.The hole by which you view the outside world
2. What you cut out of your cardboard mansion so it doesn't stink when you use your bathroom can
My window from the toilet I live in doesn't have a very promising view when someone sits on it.
by Marine bcb November 17, 2016
mugGet the Windowmug.

reverse window defiler

On the cold war map diesel jumping out the window doing a 360 jumping back in and shooting somebody
Did you see SPED trashfire hit the reverse window defiler and clutch a win in the finals of his first tournament ?
by PolloLoco_357 March 9, 2022
mugGet the reverse window defilermug.

billy window

“Billy window” is a phrase used to define only the large genitalia having males who tend to shag girls called “Emily”
“Hey did you hear bout Tyrone and emily? Yh they slept together”, “I’m not surprised, he’s such a billy window”
by Indiasfinest December 4, 2019
mugGet the billy windowmug.

Windows e.x.e has shut down

When you are so confused your brain shutsdown or when the teacher looks at your work your doing your work in school
Teacher:*stands behind Jimmy when hes working*

Jimmy:windows e.x.e has shut down

Buh buh buh buh buh
mugGet the Windows e.x.e has shut downmug.

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