Alpha Cow Bitch

A bitch who lactates and is also the alpha of the group

"Did you see that woman over there? She was a total Alpha Cow Bitch."

by Hell In A Shell July 22, 2019

Cow Udder

When you hang a bag of Franzia from a basement ceiling or from any apparatus that is above your head. Thus allowing you to open the valve and suckle the teet of the bag of franzia or the "cow udder" at mouth level. One must proceed to finish the bag by himself or with friends.

Max: Hey Dan I bet you and I can do a whole cow udder by ourselves.

Dan: Let me hang that shit up man!

2 hours later..... or maybe 1 hour later...

Max & Dan: What the fuck happened!?!?!? Fuck it clown!

by CowUdder May 24, 2012

cow

1. An animal
2. A term used for a 'fat' person

pls dont say this to people

'your a cow lol'

by eheTeNandayo? November 14, 2021

Cowing

Melina and Struan

Melina was cowing

Struan was cowing

by Sdsmac May 2, 2021

Cameroons cows

the cameroons cows where good cows VERY VERY GOOD COWS they made meat and milk and more cows they where basic gods

available in area on we need Cameroons cows NOW

by jefjwuijedsuhyc July 23, 2020

literally high cow

A cow after it has grassed on weed plant rather than grazing on grass.

Person 1: Why is my weed plant stems missing, and why my cow acting so weird.

Person 2: Oh Lord! You got a literally high cow!

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

Wild Cow Disease

A variation of mad cow disease that causes people and animals to act crazy as shit.

The cow that hauled ass through the fence had wild cow disease.

by Daren McCreery March 10, 2008