by Elias59 October 27, 2020
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Actually, Steve thinks he is a mature “man” aka a little boy over compensating for everything because he feels inferior to others due to his height and mediocre degree from a very below average university. Believes that he is the smartest guy in the room. Begins practicing martial arts in order to give himself a purpose but really just wants to use it as a conversation piece to appear stronger, bigger and more masculine. Has not gotten laid in the last 12 months, so he gives up masturbating and porn to justify the fact that he cannot get laid.
A short person, someone who has no reason to live. He’s got little hands and little eyes and walks around tellin' great big lies. He’s got a little nose and tiny little teeth.
Actually, Steve thinks he is a mature “man” aka a little boy over compensating for everything because he feels inferior to others due to his height and mediocre degree from a very below average university. Believes that he is the smartest guy in the room. Begins practicing martial arts in order to give himself a purpose but really just wants to use it as a conversation piece to appear stronger, bigger and more masculine. Has not gotten laid in the last 12 months, so he gives up masturbating and porn to justify the fact that he cannot get laid.
A short person, someone who has no reason to live. He’s got little hands and little eyes and walks around tellin' great big lies. He’s got a little nose and tiny little teeth.
by Average Height Matt July 12, 2019
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