Salty Platypus

When thou pussy is being tossed, the fupa tastes like raw chicken.

Wow John, I can't believe you got all of my salty platypus in your mouth.

by Pepper Daddy July 15, 2019

salty crew

A bunch of good cunts that send anything to do with the water

Holy fuck the salty crew a skux as

by Churrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr June 28, 2020

The Rhode Island Salty Pickle

When you hold your dick in pickle juice for three weeks straight until it changes color and grows warts. Then you coat it in salt and have a woman or man try and get you hard using just their tongue.

Eric: “Where have you been bro? I haven’t seen you in a month.”
Trenton: “Sorry, my girlfriend wanted me to give her The Rhode Island Salty Pickle.”

by TheFloorIsALie April 12, 2024

Salty Pete

A guy that talks about jobz all day but drives like Ms. Dasey

"I said E Pier not B Pier, stop being a salty Pete"

"Way to go leaving that compartment door open. You salty Pete today?"

by Denda June 30, 2022

Salty Kenny

When you dip your balls in a bowl of sugar and slap them on your wife's face.

Last night my wife asked for a Salty Kenny. I said ok.

by TheFilthiest July 7, 2023

Salty

Fit and sexy

That girl is salty

by Roffers December 21, 2016

salty beef

When a big dude is salty AF and only knows how to respond in insults and sarcasm.

Jim got fired and Dan is just salty beef now.

by kalisco April 19, 2018