by Jason B and Graham S January 19, 2022
Get the Salty Morning mug.When you’re on a boat and the frequency of the waves perfectly synchronises with your heartbeat causing a freak wave in your digestive tract - ultimately forcing you to abandon all humility and evacuate your bowels into any nearby receptacle (for example a bucket) irrespective of witnesses.
I thought I was going to make it into the harbour, but within barely thirty seconds a turtle head turned into a cloth toucher and I had to pull a Salty Geoff in front of my wife and her two best friends. It was only as I was leaning overboard rinsing the evidence away in the salty water that I realised what I had done and vowed instead to burn the bucket and never speak of the moment again.
by Juanaconda May 31, 2022
Get the Salty Geoff mug.When you ejaculate into your own mouth, gargle it, then spit it into someone else’s mouth. Presumably your sexual partner
by Professionalfatherfigure June 1, 2022
Get the The Salty Spitoon mug.Perhaps the oldest and purest definition that still holds true today.
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Two thirds Cranberry or Grapefruit juice
One thirds Vodka or Rum
One pinch of salt from the handrails of any ocean going vessel
Any old sailor will tell you this. Traditions at sea are very very hard to kill and this one is beloved by sailors for many generations.
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Two thirds Cranberry or Grapefruit juice
One thirds Vodka or Rum
One pinch of salt from the handrails of any ocean going vessel
Any old sailor will tell you this. Traditions at sea are very very hard to kill and this one is beloved by sailors for many generations.
The captain fixes two salty dogs every morning, one for him and the first man he sees. A real Seaman
by Robisatsea December 7, 2021
Get the Salty Dog mug.by Jelainesters December 12, 2021
Get the Salty Jelainesters mug.‘’Oh yea I’m close’’
‘’Go on cum for me’’
‘’ ahhh’’
‘’ oh look the dog is licking it up’’
It was the most unprepared threesome when I came, and the dog kicked it up, it was a salty dog
‘’Go on cum for me’’
‘’ ahhh’’
‘’ oh look the dog is licking it up’’
It was the most unprepared threesome when I came, and the dog kicked it up, it was a salty dog
by HeezusChrist93 December 26, 2021
Get the Salty Dog mug.by KingBuck1701D December 28, 2021
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