Line Marking

When you need to take a shit on a suburban/city street and you wipe your ass on the ground

It was a rough walk into work this morning, i came across some fresh line marking the homeless man did near the coffee shop

by Benshairynipples January 12, 2023

There was a long line ahead of me

Da "ultimate" in acceptable excuses for why it took you so long to finish shopping, processing'delivering bureaucratic paperwork, or otherwise conducting routine business.

Telling your having-impatiently-waited family or car-pool buddies, "There was a long line ahead of me" may indeed get you off da hook as far as their venting their seething wrath at you, but you yourself will likely find it very stressful (not to mention tiring on your achy legs and feet!) to have to cool your heels in line for so long, and so in the end you may feel similarly weakened and emotionally exhausted as you would have if you'd had to "face the music" because you **hadn't** had any plausible excuse for producing such a lengthy delay in finishing up.

by QuacksO January 18, 2020

"vertical" bottom line

Da final profit/loss amount produced by showing your butt-crack in public.

Depending on da general locale, how good-looking your behind is, whether you're male or female, da general conservativeness of da local culture, how many singles there are in da populace, etc., da "vertical" bottom line experienced in a particular area can vary wildly.

by QuacksO February 21, 2023

epic red line fail

When one uses large fingers for typing word documents and is unable to spell correctly MS Word will unline the entire document with wavey red lines.

Andy "Dude, your word document is such an epic red line fail, learn to spell"

Paul "sound"

by the_riviera_kid October 10, 2010

County Lines

County Lines: A term describing the expansion of urban UK drug gangs into rural areas. These gangs sometimes exploit vulnerable people — including children — to push potent, cheap hard drugs like crack and heroin, flooding places where supply is usually thin. Then cuckooing, vunlenble people taking over someone’s home, is a common tactic used. The lifestyle is often glamorised by UK drill rap YouTube videos , where wannabe gangsters hanging around in council estates in groups wearing facemasks designer clothing flexing luxury watches worth more than flats houses and cruise around in high-end cars like Lamborghini Uruses. But behind the fake image and online persona the reality is simple: most of them end up skint, dead, or nicked, or doing long stretches in prison — basically, their life is ruined.

Lee: Frank, have you seen them county lines dealers flexing their high-end cars, luxury watches, designer clothes hanging round with them super hot birds on YouTube bruv ?

Frank: You think that lifestyle is real your a mug bruv. Most are dead or in jail now, Bruv.

Lee: really bruv ? LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 9, 2025

French Conga Line

When you have your dick in a butt and someone has their dick in your butt

Billy: dude yesterday some guy invited me to a french conga line
Tim: did you go
Billy: hell no i didnt go what do i look like, im french?

by justasexisttransphobe September 2, 2023

Halfway Line Merchant

A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.

A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.

Halway Line Merchant: Yeah that girl Stacy is an absolute Halway Line Merchant I heard she fell into a bush after one whiteclaw

by TTFDLC April 3, 2021