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Groot Test

When you're on Tinder or another dating app and you think that you you're talking to a bot, so you message them "I AM GROOT!". If it's a bot then they will get super confused and send a generic message and if they're actually real and get the reference then they hopefully wont unmatch you.

Named after the character Groot from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy series, who can only say "I AM GROOT". Kinda like a pokémon.
Match: Hey there, whats up?
Me: I AM GROOT!
Match: Thats so cool! Hey, follow me on my instagram, definitelynotabot21103.
Me: yeah, you failed the Groot Test.
*unmatches
by Purveyor_of_Memes May 28, 2018
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nuclear test

I did a nuclear test on those porno flicks skit dam!
by Kennydickhead September 12, 2017
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The Pinky test

The pinky test is a unit of measurement only suitable for establishing whether the length of a joint is acceptable or not.
That joint looks tiny does it even pass the pinky test?
by Taj manzoor January 2, 2023
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Testing

Getting Tested

Usually in reference to one's patience wearing thin, in other words, being "Tested"

or as a forewarning/threat

"Don't test me"
TESTING (Includes but is not limited to):
•IQ
•SAT
•STD

ect. ect.
by Sebasstand February 21, 2024
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gertrude test

Test to apply to movies. Does a scene with two women: last more than 4 minutes? And do they refrain from talking about men in that time?
Did "Lincoln" pass the Gertrude test? Did "Gentlemen Prefer Blonds" pass the Gertrude test? Did "A League of their Own" pass the Gertrude test?
by Gal Friday January 11, 2014
mugGet the gertrude testmug.

Pacer test

Running back and forth just for the grade
The 20 meter pacer test will begin in thirty seconds
by Go away. Org July 25, 2019
mugGet the Pacer testmug.

teste

is word for teste
teste is teste
by _anonymous_96 November 24, 2021
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