Irish Getaway

Have sex at your mums house and before you spaff scream MAM!!! And jump out the windows and run leaving the girl confused until your mam walks in

Guy 1:I just did an Irish getaway on that girl there

Guy 2: I did the same with your mum

by Assniffer December 31, 2020

Irish Taco

A redhead with an unshaved bush (carpet matches the drapes).

Drank too much green beer on St. Patty's day and ended up going down on Karen. She's got a real Irish Taco there.

by SunshineTaco March 17, 2017

Irish Eunuch

When a man tucks his ballsack into his butthole.

Bro, I was on a nudist cruise and saw a dude rocking the Irish Eunuch!

by Irish Wildman April 4, 2024

Irish Cheese

1. When a cheese has been aged for song long that it is completely covered in green mold.

2. The farts that an Irish man gets when he drinks too much

1. For appetizers, father time offered us Irish Cheese and crackers.

2. Timmy O'Sullivan was hit with a bad case of the Irish Cheese on the drive back from the pub.

by MNEman14 November 8, 2010

Irish Christmas

When you drunkenly order a bunch of things off Amazon (or online in general), forget about it, and then all your goodies arrive at your door.

Drunk online shopping then receiving your haul.

"Holy shit! I don't remember ordering all of this... Must be an Irish Christmas!"

by StuckInSalemWithSatan February 26, 2021

Irish Spitfire

How a cute and potentially cool girl named Caitlyn describes herself.

That Caitlyn, she’s a real Irish Spitfire

by CA76 March 27, 2021

Irish hat trick

Balancing a hard hat on your dick while scoping photos of a tranny (hard hat will be perceived as balancing)

That picture of Bubbles had me performing an Irish hat trick.

by Bigweenie86 March 19, 2023