Ear hole penetration

The act of spending a large amount of money of bacon flavored anal lube is smear in someone's ear and then FUCK THE SHIT out of there ear hole

Beckah: "sorry I can't go shopping with you ear head still hurts because me and my boyfriend Tyrone tried Ear hole penetration for the the first time last night"

by Mynameisjeff6942069 April 07, 2017

Ear fucked

When someone talks non stop and the other person is expected to listen and say nothing. The talker is content to talk and wants no interruptions. The listener feels trapped and wishes the talker would shut up or die.

“She ear fucked me for a full hour and would not let me speak. I finally got away by telling her I was late for a penile implant.”

by geekqueen June 03, 2024

ear slammer

A catchy song. As referenced on the Longmont Potion castle track "Molecular Lionel"

Have you heard the new single by Molecular Lionel? It's a real ear slammer.

by Grover Loaf March 04, 2017

ear slammer

A very catchy song, as referenced on the Longmont Potion Castle track "Molecular Lionel".

Have you heard that new single from Molecular Lionel? It's a real ear slammer.

by Grover Loaf March 04, 2017

vodka ear muffs

When you are getting roasted af and you drink a lot of vodka to hide your embarrassment

Best friend: you must of cried after we roasted the shit out of you
Me: nah, I just put on my vodka ear muffs

by Ashley Biggins July 06, 2015

buzzing in my ear

when someone doenst shut the fuck up

Buzzing in my ear: Hey Rick can you stop buzzing in my fucking ear

by Ray Lafleur May 03, 2024

gremlins ear

other wise know as a vagina, ham wallet, pussy and beef muff cabbage, the gremlins ear represents the outer wizards sleeve like area of the vagina

hey dude her pussy was like a gremlins ear, it was the worst shit iv taste in years

by the one with the biggest willy March 13, 2012