Checking the competition

The act of peeking over the divider between urinals and looking at another man's penis

Dude 1: (Checks the competition)

Dude 2: What the hell was that man?! Are you gay?!

Dude 1: Hell no! I'm just checking the competition.

by Gregalis March 31, 2012

dummy check

A check someone gets form the state if are legally considered “retarded”

The only reason why that Timmy has every new shoe is thanks to that dummy check

by Pinzler December 14, 2020

Check your puss

British saying, mainly Scotish.

Puss: face.

Often meaning, look how ugly your face is, or if it's over made-up with make up, or if some is in a bad mood and you want to annoy them and make it worse you say "Check your puss!"

Ned walks in totally caked in make up. Person walks up to her, points and says, "Check your puss!"

by Yer a pure babe! March 2, 2008

Winnipeg Credit Check

A hockey player swipes the toe of their stick between their opponents butt cheeks and across the butthole, in the fashion of swiping a credit card.

Ohhhh! Weston just gave Grady a Winnipeg Credit Check.

by Drunken ‘Sconi January 24, 2022

Check your melanin

Something heard only in League of Legends lobbies. We don't know exactly what it means, but it sounds like it goes hard for an insult. Something to do with the pigment of your skin.

player 1: "bro y'all are ass just runnin it down giving them free pentas"
player 2: "stfu check your melanin kid"

by binguofudachillin June 11, 2023

Check On My Meatloaf

To masturbate.

I'll be right back guys, just gotta go check on my meatloaf.

by popies chicekn September 11, 2023

check yo skin tone

Other dude who wrote a definition had a stroke

Idk what check yo skin tone means

by Dunn goofed October 30, 2023