June 20th is the international day of having a Portuguese best friend. If you have a Portuguese best friend, make sure to celebrate by throwing sardines or pork at them.
"Tomorrow is international day of having a Portuguese best friend!!! I can't wait to throw sardines at João!
by The Portuguese Kids June 19, 2017
"Have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers" is a phrase used when something is being handed to somebody for free or when you recieve something you haven't earned. For example a toy in Happy Meal.
Yes, I bought this car. I won a lottery yesterday so I got myself a black belt under the Nogueira brothers. (have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers)
by magnum_opu5 September 24, 2018
"You're not good enough for me!"
by Alayna June 29, 2004
by ukealii50 June 27, 2004
A phrase used by a homo sexual or gay man to ask another man if they are gay and would like to get it on with them.
The other man will either respond with, "Yes i have a liscene for my lawn mower, indicating that yes, they are gay and want to get it on, or no, that they do not have a licsense for their lawn mower, indicating that they are straight.
The other man will either respond with, "Yes i have a liscene for my lawn mower, indicating that yes, they are gay and want to get it on, or no, that they do not have a licsense for their lawn mower, indicating that they are straight.
by Word Master123 August 25, 2006
Person 1: Oh, I got all A's for my report card!
Person 2: Yeah sure you did, 'and I have a time machine in my backyard!'
Person 2: Yeah sure you did, 'and I have a time machine in my backyard!'
by Awesomedefs August 03, 2017
when you wanna sound like an angel and a super-nice person to get praise when in reality you don't care about the depressed person at all
depressed person: "i just wanna die"
attention-seeker: "but you have so much to live for!"
depressed person: "aw thank you"
everyone else: "attention-seeker's so kind and right, you don't deserve to die!"
attention-seeker: "alrighty now that i've gotten my fair share of attention, it's time to move on to the next suicidal person!"
-I do understand that there are people that truly mean it, however, so thank you to those who do-
attention-seeker: "but you have so much to live for!"
depressed person: "aw thank you"
everyone else: "attention-seeker's so kind and right, you don't deserve to die!"
attention-seeker: "alrighty now that i've gotten my fair share of attention, it's time to move on to the next suicidal person!"
-I do understand that there are people that truly mean it, however, so thank you to those who do-
by OffendedFeministPolice January 21, 2019