fake n' bake

noun- nickname used when referring to someone who tans too much and that you can never really tell what their natural hair color is

verb-day at the hair dressers tanning and dying your hair

noun- "Damn, check out "fake n' bake". If she'd keep her ass out of the tanning bed, I'd bet she wouldn't look so damn wrinkled and old with that bleached blond hair."

verb- "Sorry, can't go shoppin' today I've got to take a trip up to the salon to fake n' bake. My boyfriend said that my skins startin' to fade and doesn't look right with my hair. Then to the doctor cause I got this nasty spot on my skin on my forehead next to the hair line, I just can't get rid of the thing. Last week my hair dresser found it and told me she wouldn't color my hair cause the chemicals could be causin' it, so I had to go buy my own damn color and have Gina color my hair for me, so today I'm just gonna get it highlighted.... I could't believe it!" <--- usually what a blond would say....

by smart blond <--- lol December 9, 2004

mama-fake-hands

mad poser status, a real tool

"That mama-fake-hands shops at hot topic."

"That wangsta mama-fake-hands listens to fifty-cent while eating marshmallows!"

by mightysmax March 10, 2008

Philly-fake-out

After anal sex, before ejaculation when the male spits on females back simulating the release of sperm, when the female turns around , the male busts his load in her face.

I heard grabins mom got faked out philly style the other night.

by JIM/JON March 18, 2003

fake phat farms

A similar type of the Phat Farm design exept that they have the "P" sign facing the other way, people who cant afford real ones buy them

GUY:Yoo look at his Phat Farms nice colors
GUY2:Son those are fake ones dont u see the "P"?
GUY:Ohh yeah..
GUY2:Hey yo the prick with the fakies Phat Farms your kicks suck.

by Enrique September 29, 2004

fake ass bum

Phony ass people with nothing going on in their lives but to cause drama and hate on people they envy.

Fake ass bums always try to stir up drama because they have nothing else going on in life.

by Real over fake April 13, 2017

Being fake mad

Being fake mad is when you have bad narrative about a person so as soon as they do something in the slightest you’re mad at them ,but not because of what they did , it’s because you just want a reason to be mad at them so you took your chance.

A good example is when the rapper lil nas x came out with that music video for call me by your name , everyone was giving him black lash for dancing on the devil in the video, but majority of the people hating on him wasn’t really mad , they just didn’t like the fact that he was gay and had success in the rap music scene. So with him doing that video now people can say they hate because of the video and not because of the fact that he’s gay, which makes them BEING FAKE MAD at that video.

by CHUBBS!!! July 7, 2022

fake address generator

A fake address generator is a fucking scam, most people use it for credit card information but when the realized it doesn't work they cry like a baby.

John: Hey, check out fake address generator! You can use it for free trials and stuff.
Micheal: Okay.
John: Did you get your free trial?
Micheal: NO!! It is a fucking scam, I am broke and I have no money.

by okfinenoob April 13, 2023