wife ears

When the female in a relationship can't seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.

Man 1: I suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who's always late.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......

by Mr B 61 December 03, 2015

Swimmer’s Ear

When a man ejaculates in someone’s ear canal, filling it with semen and thus making it a swimmer’s ear.

I pulled out and came in her ear. Straight up gave her swimmer’s ear.

by M.Mo August 14, 2021

Swimmer’s Ear

The most painful outside ear infection that makes your jaw hurt and put drops in your ear

Swimmer: I got Swimmer’s Ear
Friend: is that good?

Swimmer: No it hurts WAY too bad!

by -The Girls September 27, 2021

Ear Flicker

A person who flicks ears

"Oigan's ears were so flickable the ear flicker could not resist"

by HelloYelloee February 28, 2024

Ear yogurt

When a lactose product like milk is left in the ear canal long enough to furment into yogurt. This will affect balance, smell, and sinus pressure causing head aches.

The smelly guy fell down due to his ear yogurt ...

by Chucknasty December 22, 2016

mushroom earrings

A piece of jewelry often worn by LBGT people. In particular it is a big sign that a person might be bisexual

Girl 1: So you think she is bi?
Girl 2: Well she has mushroom earrings so make of that as you will.

by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023

Ear licking

Kissing ass, but done over the phone.

Q: Who’s he on the phone to now?
A: His manager, he’s doing some ear licking trying to get on some more work trips.

by Jowin July 23, 2024