by wafflecrotch101 August 31, 2018

A chess opening (usually as a reaction to e4-...) whereby the black player starts pissing their pants as to confuse their opponent and force him/her into resignation.
by Trollololololololololo July 30, 2024

by Del Taco Lord August 30, 2019

Pain and stiffness in the jaw muscles resulting from aggressively eating pussy for long periods of time. Acute crotch jaw follows which results in the jaw becoming temporarily misaligned due to muscle inflammation. Symptoms usually subside within 4 to 24 hours without medical treatment, depending on the severity of the condition and how hard you cleaned the canoe.
"I literally had to push my fucking chin back into place from the crotch jaw I got going down on that bitch. Jesus Christ."
by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019

A somewhat crass but humorous term for sexual intercourse. (Or any sexual relations in which two sets of genitals meet and appear to have lengthy discussions).
by Olive989 March 25, 2023

While eating dinner Mandy* looks to Lanna* and says you are a crotch cookie. Lanna replys "Thats just fine. Your anal speghetti, my pussy is sweet; your ass is spicey."
*names have been changed.
*names have been changed.
by Alanna Perry February 10, 2009

The resting face of a miserable (usually) old lady who you can tell is a cantankerous, crotchety bitch in a pissy ass mood.
by For Fawkes Sake April 27, 2025
