crotch beader

someone who decorates their pubes with beads
“put the craft supplies away you crotch beader!”
by Deric Shwilborn June 18, 2024
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Crotch Corn

When you drop food around your crotch or vaginal region and pick it up and eat it like nothing ever happened.
Jason: Yo Marcus did you just pull a crotch corn
Marcus: yea
by Gnarly Gander March 08, 2021
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music crotch

When one of your earbuds fall down and rests in your crothch.
Dude: Shit
Mate: What?
Dude: I just got a music crotch
Mate: Haha lol
by music crothch November 23, 2015
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Crotch Dog

In politics when a partisan claims that they are a 'watch dog' but somehow they never expose the lies, frauds and crimes of those that they support they can be called a 'crotch dog' instead of a watch dog.
The Mayor's watch dog Steve exposes the lies of every politician except for the Mayor... that's because Steve isn't a watch dog he's a crotch dog who likes to sniff the Mayoral Balls.
by Holly from OKCupid October 20, 2018
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crotch dog

i will have nightmares about crotch dog
by AAHHH SCARY DING February 04, 2022
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char-crotch

a female who looks like she has been around the block, a dirty slut. Dirty pu-tang
Lisa is a char-crotch
by jeremy newton September 16, 2007
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cereal crotch

Something you think Alex said under his breath.
"It has cereal crotch on it"
by Allhailtheglowcloud February 04, 2018
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