crotch ottering

The process of placing a cell phone between one's legs to conceal texting and other restricted cell phone activities.

Stacy was asked, "is Lisa texting? Stacy replied, "No, Lisa is not crotch ottering."

by Jaymic February 5, 2015

Crotch Cry

When a maker female urinates.

Ya’ll I got step away for a crotch cry.

by Twsnicket March 16, 2025

crotch knuckle

A term for a woman's clitoris. Because of its location in between the legs, it almost resembles a knuckle on a hand in between two fingers.

I got her off by rubbing her crotch knuckle.

by The Massiah December 6, 2010

human crotch rocket

A small girl with a temper that should scare you away but is so attentive you’re willing to throw caution to the wind. Like riding a fast motorcycle.

I had a date with the human crotch rocket last night!

How was it? I know she’s very aggressive!

Like riding a ninja in the rain!

You have fun though?

Omg yes!!

by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023

Gucci crotch

A vagina that is so fine it had to be made by gucci.

The chick I took home last night had that gucci crotch!

by Pendleton March 4, 2022

crotch nebula

When a male or female doesn't shave themselves down there for a period of 1 year or more. The resulting growth is classified as a crotch nebula.

Man, I totally misread that one. She had a crotch nebula under there.

Sorry bro, I can't come grab a beer, I need to go shave my crotch nebula.

by Medicus007 September 23, 2016

Crotch mingle

A somewhat crass but humorous term for sexual intercourse. (Or any sexual relations in which two sets of genitals meet and appear to have lengthy discussions).

Single and ready to crotch mingle.

by Olive989 March 25, 2023