cracker jack Realtor

slang for excellent quality, or fine ability in an occupation. In this case Realtor.

Rosemary whom is a superb Realtor introduces her associate Charlene and herself as cracker jack Realtors who will get the job done.

by cheyenne2364 September 21, 2010

cracker ginger

A little cunt with freckles and gay red hair often times they are gay and will give you the suckie suckie for no 10 bukki

Tyrone the nigger: Yo what up my cracker nigger

Cracker: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A CRACKER (then the cracker ginger pulled something out of his duffel bag)

by Cracker cunt February 19, 2018

cracker attack

This means when you make a white person mad and they mess you up

Im gonna cracker attack you!!

by batmanislifee January 13, 2015

Snatch crackers

Slang for tampon.

I read the label on a pack of snatch crackers today and was surprised to see that it says unwrap,light fuse, and get away.

by Txhellhound January 15, 2023

Snatch cracker

When you fart so hard it vibrates your vagina.

Suzy just let a real snatch cracker fly

by turd urchin April 09, 2020

Nut Cracker

A game in which a group of boys stand in a circle, and in the middle there is a cracker, the boys must masturbate at the same time, and the last boy to ejaculate on the said cracker has to eat it.

Yo we were playing the Nut Cracker game, and Daves had hella smegma on the cracker

by Ortis Barash May 20, 2025

Cracker Bulb

A typical british person who often has a tendency to lisp and play a wide majority of Video games or complains about These So Called "Video Games" from time to time,

aw This Cracker Bulb Only Does it for the YtMoney

by All Most Oliver July 22, 2016