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vain cow

“Vain Cow” (adjective, noun)

1. an extension upon the original “cow” insult, except add the “vain”

a) “vain” -To no avail, useless
2.1 useless fat bitch.

2.2 a phrase used to describe an ignorant person when they exert another opinion to the public.
Oh my god, you aren’t ready for the real world you vain cow”
by shaolint July 19, 2023
mugGet the vain cowmug.

Cancer Cow

A delusional person, like Dee, who claims to have 'beaten cancer' when she is close to dying from it any day now. A tubbo like this hides an illness so people will think they are healthy. What a scam!
Cancer Cow really should 'fess up about her diagnosis.
by Squiggers62 July 24, 2024
mugGet the Cancer Cowmug.

Snowing Cows and Chicken

It's raining cats and dogs because cats and dogs fight = chaos, hence the heavy 'chaos' rain. Snowing cows and chickens because cartoon 'Cow and chicken', they get along...cold and water get along = unity, hence the heavy 'unity' snow. =3
pfft! it's freezing at almost 2am, looking at pink sky - it's a blizzard, snowing cows and chicken...
by Bard Baker January 25, 2013
mugGet the Snowing Cows and Chickenmug.

christmas cow

On how you milk out Christmas, every last bit of it, no matter what and always eating something related to Christmas, like cows only eat grass
by Gd9870 December 11, 2018
mugGet the christmas cowmug.

Cop the cow

"Dude did he just say cop the cow?!?"
"Yes he did xD"
by person342093 January 6, 2021
mugGet the Cop the cowmug.

stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human
Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.
by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018
mugGet the stumped cowmug.

a cow

A shipping container used to transport goods overseas and by truck.
Some people whow want to live of the grid have used a cow to convert to a nice home.
by Lightmatch June 26, 2021
mugGet the a cowmug.

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