the absolute cheese

Used to express how good something is, how dumb someone is, how awesome a thing is ... etc ... it's great to describe almost anything actually!

1. No school today? That is the absolute cheese! - Lisa
2. OMG Bush, you are an absolute cheese - Dave
3. That has *got to be* the absolute cheese! - Pip

by Lii September 5, 2005

wrist cheese

The detritus that accumulates in Animal (or similiar) watch straps, after they have been worn for a good few months in the summer.

Jeezus! Look at all the wrist cheese on your watch strap you dirty bugger.

by Tom_ArtOSorse February 22, 2004

Macabroni and Cheese

A classic American favorite cuisine. The "bro" insert is put in place simply when this dish is being consumed by a group of bros (young males generally characterized by open shirts, popped collars, mixed drinks, and unusually high self-confidence).

Wow, looks like the cafeteria is only serving Macabroni and Cheese today...bummer.

by Hashim Negrodamus March 27, 2009

Ock Cheese

Adj. Used to describe someone or something you believe to be ugly, deranged, or out of the ordinary.

Did you see that ugly bitch? She was so ock cheese!

This game sucks, it's fucking ock cheese.

by Psychobootman July 12, 2009

Cheese Cancer

A rare condition (about 2 cases every 2 years) of the lymphatic system caused by some of the additives and chemicals used in the production of cheese-like products (i.e. Velveta, Kraft, American).

Typical symptoms include: wearing tight jeans, sitting too close to a monitor, loss of motor skills (i.e. falling), panic attacks, and inability to wake up before 11am.

As of now, there are no known remedies/cures for this type of cancer.

Growing up I had Velveta and american cheese 3 times a week, and now I have Cheese Cancer.

by 2dr June 10, 2009

cheese in hand

A cheese snack placed in the palm of the hand

"Man I'm hungry I could do with some cheese in hand"

by Thomas David Waddicar April 28, 2008

substitute cheese

Something that McDonald's puts on their hamburgers instead of real cheese. Is made out of palm oil and does not really has a flavor but melts very well and is very, very cheap.

Customer; "I would like a nice juicy McHamburger with Cheddar cheese"
Nutritionist; "Actually, that's not cheese. It's substitute cheese. It just looks like cheese"

by Ronald Mac Donald October 20, 2008