April 24th

April 24th is a very disgusting day. National rape day. This is not ok and I will not stand for it. Instead, let's make the 24th national self-defense day for all these girls.

Girl 1: did u hear that today is April 24th? National rape day??
Girl 2: no no no its national self defense day. Grab your tasers and shit let's goo

by It's me bitch. April 20, 2021

April 24th

Ladies, make sure to protect yourself. Some social rejects made this day into "National Rape Day". Carry pocket knives and if anyone asks it was an accident :)

"Did you hear? April 24th is national rape day. Scary, right?"
"Its probably not real, just a bunch of 12 year old boys trying to be edgy"

by Got2bhairspray April 23, 2021

April 12th

Single Mother Appreciation day

Omg it’s April 12th. I have to go thank my single mom

by Specter 7924 May 7, 2021

April 2

It's international help your friend with his test day. Just send that test to your buddy.

Guy 1: yo i don't understand that test, could you send me what you have?
Guy 2: Why should I do that?
Guy 1: It's April 2nd
Guy 2: Ow in that case here you go!

by Gabriëlglasses13 April 2, 2020

april 17

national brooke williams sends me nudes day bc she is bad af and i’m horny and she’s my baby

hey, it’s april 17 brooke! what’re u waiting for?

by hahaimhorny April 16, 2020

18th of april

National paragraph day
Give whoever you love or maybe your gf/bf or friends/best friends a para on how much they really mean to you

On the 18th of april you give a paragraph to anyone you want
Omg yes it's the 18th of april

by Ricky marton April 17, 2020

april 22

It's national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day. its pretty self explanatory but just in case you don't get it on April 22 every time you use a public urinal you must drop your pants all the way down. A good Motto to go buy is "if your ass isn't out get the fuck out" (of the bathroom) No one cares if your cheeks are pastier than ranch dressing.

Damn Aidan's birthday must suck.

why dude?

Cause its April 22 national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day.

by fuckyourbirthdayaidan April 18, 2020