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Aids-Monkey

Mrs Speelman's class is Aids-Monkey today!
by Logan Polcyn January 22, 2024
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Band aid food

Food that you use as a “band aid” to feel better when you’re upset.
“I deserve some band aid food after all this bullshit
You wanna go get some band aid food?”
by Santa Muerte June 19, 2023
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Snake AIDS

The disease you get from smoking halfies on the ground, a term popularized in this context by beloved internet smoker Jacob Jones
“I’d love to smoke that ciggie on the ground over there but I don’t wanna get snake aids ykwis”
by queenofcringe April 27, 2024
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Kool-Aid Guzzler

Someone who participates in an organized religion and believes the fiction that it teaches.
That Kool-Aid guzzler goes for their once a week brainwashing session every Sunday to get the full press marketing brainwashing with the elaborate decor, catchy jingles, marketing slogans, sales pitch, and peer pressure.
by Arche Logos January 12, 2024
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AIDS-Gull

ˈaidsË ËŒgÊŒl

n. pl. AIDS-gulls

1. (Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Animals) a popular name for the gull (the bird) predominantly found in Philadelphia Pa. with hypodermic needles attached to its talons and foam erupting from its beak.

2. (Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Animals) An emaciated transient human found in Philadelphia Pa. (American city) This condition is most likely due to substance dependance.

3. (Business / Professions) NZ a casual wharf labourer who is not a trade-union member who has AIDS.

4. (American Sports) a professional athlete who is currently or has played with The Philadelphia Eagles (American football team); or the entire team itself.
"Someone call 911, that AIDS-gull just speard me in the eye with his hypodermic talon!"

"They need to put nets up in the subways, I think that would help keep the AIDS-gulls out."

"Damn you AIDS-gull, you took my job!!"

"Its no wonder they call the Eagles the 'Philadelphia AIDS-gulls, their defensive line sucks!"
by JimmyPink12 October 24, 2011
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AIDS

What Fortnite is because people thirst like fags
This game is literally AIDS
by Oologukk February 23, 2019
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Band-aid

I just exploded with love for YOU❤️❤️❤️❤️
How about a band-aid ?
😘🤗😘🤗
by a dream and 💔 July 3, 2024
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