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Jew-rassic Park

every jew's favourite movie in which scientists clone prehistoric hebrews such as the rabbi-saurus-rex to populate a theme park which suffers a major security breakdown and releases the jews.
"lechaim! me and the mini-jews watched jew-rassic park this weekend, phew, i cant believe i spent a dime! ahhhh.."
by J.Bunda January 9, 2008
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clash of the indian jews

when a indian and a skinny jew fight by bitch slapping each other on field day.
Once the indian slaps the shit out of the jew, they have hardcore make up sex and procced to do an indian tribal shit.
Mordecai: shalom good friend, yesterday me and abheer made a clash of the indian jews on our field day.
by the indian shitter June 18, 2013
mugGet the clash of the indian jewsmug.

mexican jew byrd

A Mexican Jew Byrd is a non-aryan sub-culture minority replication of a Skinbyrd; the female version of a Skinhead.
"She got the boots but her color is all wrong, she must be a Mexican Jew Byrd."
by French23 June 3, 2017
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the jew biz major

Lil dickie majored in business and graduated summa cum laude in 2010 before he used his Bar mitzvah to begin rapping. Hense why he calls himself "the jew biz major"
hol'up, you ain't heard of Lil' Dave, Young L, the Jew Biz Major?
by YoungBagABitch April 9, 2021
mugGet the the jew biz majormug.

bagel eating jew

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism
Guy 1 I practice Judaism all the time
Guy 2 I'm a bagel eating jew
by Jarwell September 17, 2016
mugGet the bagel eating jewmug.

Jew-che Bag

A Jewish douche Bag. Found in parts of New York, but generally thrive most in the arid climate of Boca Raton and other douchey areas of south and central Florida.
Guy #1: Did you go out last night?

Guy #2: Yeah, but the place was swarming with Jew-che Bags. I had to leave before I killed myself.
by TheSigPiJake July 27, 2009
mugGet the Jew-che Bagmug.

Fucking gay jew

deadtorights17
"deadtorights17 is a fucking gay jew."
by Brandon Hudson July 2, 2019
mugGet the Fucking gay jewmug.

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