Staccato Shits

Rapid, painful bowel movements. These movements come out detached from one another, often leaving a “raisin bowl”.

That hot chicken gave me staccato shits. I’ve been off the throne for 30 minutes and I’m still burning.

by MobyWutang July 9, 2021

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Shit

The shit that comes out your shitter when you take a shit in the shit room, this shit is a shit colour and tastes like shit. Shit resembles shit and it as made of 100% shit: nothing more, nothing less. It is pure shit, it smells like shit, looks like shit, tastes like shit, feels like shit and sounds like shit when you're shitting it out.

Eric: I just took a Hugh Mungus shit, it felt like shit and I felt like shit before and after the shit. I was quite glad for the pain and suffering of the smell, sound and feeling of the shit coming out of my shitter, if I'm being honest.
Max: Why the fuck am I friends with you?

by Sheriff Woody Elliot April 7, 2017

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Paige

Wow what a dip shit, she looks like a Paige

by Dapshat November 3, 2019

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Shit head

Sophia is a shit head

“Shut up sophia you shit head”

by Janse October 3, 2019

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little shit

A term heard in parts of Idaho & Utah sometimes, particularly when mildly disappointeed with someone's conduct. It too is used as an expression of endearment.

( I haven't figured that one out yet. ) 😂

"You LITTLE SHIT get over hear and give me a hug. I haven't seen you in FOREVER."😂 ( Actually heard this....)

by I heard it on the street. February 18, 2021

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