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Smack your tall friends ass day

Today is smack your tall friend ass day

This day happens everyday from march to may.
Hey sky!
what Greg?
Its smack your tall friends ass day!!!!
by mariafootlettuce March 25, 2022
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National post a fake ass friend day is where you post a friend who you know is fake, if participating you’re expected to post something on several social media platforms e.g. Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook and others.
“Hey it’s national post a fake ass friend day
“Oh, I better post Ella then”
by 000000000500000000 November 8, 2021
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Grab Your Best Friends Ass Week

Any week of a month you and your best friends can grab each others ass when ever you all want. But only on grab your best friends ass week
bestie, it’s grab your best friends ass week
by lortimmydadon September 1, 2021
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Shitting Your Head out of Your Ass

Shitting your head out of your ass could refer to three things, either;
A, being so mad your head jets out of your ass;
B, wasting your time trying to shit your head out of your ass;
C, an incredible feat, such as lifting a car, watching a whole episode of Everybody Loves Raymond and laughing at it atleast twice, or beating up Chuck Norris.
A, "If I have to sit next to that bitch named Sophie AGAIN this year, I'm totally going to shit my head out of my ass.."
B, "World of Warcraft is like trying to shit your head out of your ass,"
and C, "Dude! What are you doing?!"
Dude- " I'm trying to make a myspace video of me shitting my head out my ass!"
"Shitting your head out of your ass?!"
Dude- "Shitting your head out of your ass."
by Nate LOWRIE! September 6, 2007
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penis wiening ass wang

it is a curvy lump on the wrist of your forearm.
the penis wiening ass wang goes up in a curvish angle then goes straight.
by headbanger20148 December 29, 2007
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meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master

Anyone who has ever refered to themself as a Jedi, dressed up like a Star Wars charater, or can't go more then two seconds without mentioning anything from the Star Wars universe. These lowly creatures can often be found in their parents house watching any or all of the Star Wars movies for the fiftith fucking time this month. Often they can be found in possesion of copeous amounts of memoribilia, especially one of those goddamn plastic light sabers.
My friend at work is cool, but all he ever talks about is Star Wars. What a meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master.
by angryboy July 24, 2006
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