A cum child is when you're full of cum, and you have so much inside you, that you can push it out in one big squezze.
by CumChildInMeLakatPlsAndTY January 22, 2023
A metaphorical child that it looked upon by another as a child but they are not legally bound or bound by blood. The metaphorical child may be old, younger or the same age as the metaphorical parent. The child is treated as ones own.
Fingers is my metaphorical child even though he is older than me. He is seen as a child and treated that way but has his own family. I am his metaphorical mother.
by Random quirks December 13, 2015
Hym "So the child lives you didn't have a problem with but you YOU life is where you draw the line? That. Is. Fucking. Hilarious. Ha!"
by Hym Iam May 16, 2025
by Cottonclouds March 11, 2023
The anxiety inducing feeling and dread felt when around groups of children brought on by loud noises, constant questions, strange and sporadic sounds and nagging.
“Did you hear about Mr. Weebler? I heard he quit due to child fatigue! All that screaming and nagging finally did him in!”
by Sir Chauncey January 28, 2024
a celebration child is when you and your partner have had struggles or worries conceiving. in other words you want to have babies
by p1x13._.xox August 05, 2023
An alien pencil case from an unknown location. Usually consists of a prismacolour/holographic texture and insides made of pens, pencils, glues, highlighters, etc.
by Quicksand Boy January 20, 2018