The Two Inch Pinch

Masturbation where the penis is small enough that two fingers can be used to masturbate. The "Pinch and Roll" method is the best way to execute the 2 inch pinch
I was real lonely last night so I gave myself The Two Inch Pinch.
by ooden September 19, 2016
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Two Wheel Peel

Any motorized vehicle that has two engines independently turning two wheels. The wheels must not be connected with an axel and the engines must be throttled independently for it to be fully considered a two wheel peel. This is generally seen in an amateur go kart build where two engines are throttled by two separate pedals.
by Digbick Johnson June 17, 2018
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Two Years Resolution

A new years resolution that turns into two years because you either forgot about it or are just too lazy to try to do it so you give yourself 2 years instead of one.
Person 1: Hey, didn't you say your new years resolution was to quit smoking?

Person 2: Yeahh, but it's really hard so I'm made it a two years resolution, now, I have some time.
by zomgjb December 15, 2009
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Two-Faced entendre

Someone/Some person that has almost two different personalities (normally; good/bad side)
She's such a two-faced entendre, one day she's nice, another day she's like a demon!
by Imakewordsreal October 12, 2021
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between the two pits

Jim: how you doing today, Frank.
Frank: eh, between the two pits.
by Shine828 July 06, 2022
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two sandwiches and a nap

What you do just before you get clean and sober. You eat two sandwiches and take a nap. Get back to reality. Sober up.
Dude! You are spun the fuck out man! Time for two sandwiches and a nap!
by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022
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Two Finger Fiddle

When a girl does not know how to give head, she utilizes her thumb and pointer finger and attempts a handjob with two fingers, while maintaining a death grip equivalent to getting your dick stuck in a vice.
Dude, how'd it go with that girl last night?

Bro she didn't know what to do, so she gave me the two finger fiddle.
by Callixtunis May 27, 2019
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