Lord of Chairs

Andrew Nelson

Almost no resistance, for I am Lord of Chairs

by SLB2 November 20, 2010

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Lord

Lord is a Chicago slang for bro or homie

J Mack: Aye look at dis lil thot I fw..
Fatty: she de-….das a… nvm

J Mack: dis a wha?
Fatty: you slacking folks

J Mack: lord I’m finna smack tf out you g”

Fatty: yea ight.. but imma keep it 100 wit you that’s a whole man shorty
J Mack: oh what, put that on sum.

Fatty: on moo moo head
J Mack: ………. Igh, grab pole

Fatty: Roger that. * smiles

The end

by Sashasakks September 29, 2023

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Lord Rat The First

Person with massive dick and balls, better than abberat in every way

Person 1: OMFG ITS LORD RAT THE FIRST *CUMS*

Person 2: OMG IT IS *dies*

by NOTLORDRATTHEFIRST January 18, 2022

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smegma lord

sweeet and juicy smegma lord of the smegma kingdom.

oh lord he is so sexy he must be a smegma lord

by sisu. June 13, 2022

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Lord Abid

The Supreme Lord of all humans on planet Earth. He was cast into space by the dictators of his home world due to his incredible powers. He created the human race as it is today, because before Abid, humans had very short lifespans and could only reproduce with the all-powerful Abeyds. When Abid crash-landed on Earth, he destroyed almost all of its existing life. This is why he vowed to guide the human race for all eternity.

We worship Lord Abid. Because if we don't, we might die...

by Encoh April 5, 2022

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