sucks boots

A nicer, school friendly, way to say ' sucks balls '.

Person 1: My English teacher gave me so much homework today
Person 2: Wow, that really sucks boots

by Ben Dover #1 September 21, 2022

raining boots and spoons

To rain eally hard as if being stepped on by many boots or hit with many spoons.

Its raining boots and spoons out here today.

by Boots24601 September 08, 2022

Boot-poop

Poop that has attached itself to your boots and then fell off in the house somewhere. Sometimes a mystery where it came from.

There’s poop on the living room floor. I’ll bet it’s boot-poop.

by Miss Toni Montana August 10, 2019

boot the boot

when you slap an ass
and it's like

boot

i'll boot the boot!

by Mr. Booters September 10, 2017

Boot Camp Fortune

The small fortune earned by enlisted military members that accrues during the several months of boot camp where the money cannot be spent.

"After I get out of boot camp I'm spending my Boot Camp Fortune on a brand new Dodge Challenger."

by Wavion November 29, 2023

Moon boots

When u get geeked up both ways!!!! Roll a bowl of speed and then immediately smoke some good ganja. This feeling experienced is the same as an astronaut slipping on his boots.

Hey man you got your moon boots on tonight. Yeah man been up for three days haven't taken my moon boots off

by Luciousmccain August 14, 2015

Moon boots

When you smoke so much weed you feel like you walkin with no gravity so it like walkin in the moon

One time i smoke so much weed i had my moon boots on

Bro .... I think i have my moon boots on rn

by Stormy skye May 22, 2019