Devil's Alibi

To have or provide an alibi so airtight it would remove all doubt and vindicate even the devil.

See also Devil's Advocate , Devil's Plea

Tom: Hey Joe! Did you steal my stereo?

Joe: No way dude. It wasnt me.
Tom: How can I believe you after you stole all my porno's?
Joe: How about the fact we are currently standing in an airport next to a plane I just unboarded which came from Canada where I have spent the last 3 years? Is that a Devil's Alibi enough for you?
Tom: Hmm....yeah I guess so...
Joe: Oh and also I have the new HDDVDHDFDHD 9001 Nexus iOne at home you can come look for yourself
Tom: Yeah yeah I get it.

by notyourfiend August 15, 2019

devils roach

Devils roach is when your at the end of your zoot but there’s still weed left.

Yooo you gonna do that devils roach ?

“Let me bun that devils roach “

by DevilsTing April 13, 2018

devils glue

Smoking to much wax The wax that gets stuck in your lungs from doing to many dabs

Dude that’s the devils glue man you need to stop smoking dabs

by Karvis May 23, 2018

Royal Devil's Fivesome

A Devil's Fivesome (3 males, 2 females) where one of the female is your wife, and two of the males are you and your best male friend.

Last night got ugly... We went Devil's Fivesome.

Royal?

You know the people involved.

I do.

Yes it was a Royal Devil's Fivesome.

by Phil Nagi December 22, 2017

The Devil's Mustards

A severe case of diarrhea, when the feces carry the same characteristicas as various types of mustard. Usually yellowish brown in color and runny in consistency, sometimes looking a bit grainy in appearance.

I ate some bad fish and have had The Devil's Mustards all morning.

by maskedrolla December 31, 2017

Devils Flu-Shot

Heroin

That heathen is using The Devils Flu-Shot!

by FKRPrints January 14, 2018

Devil’s Typewriter

Another term for masturbation/self pleasure.

“Yeah well I was using the Devil’s typewriter last night.”

by Basiloid April 26, 2020