by Totsally April 27, 2015
Get the New Shoes Old Lacesmug. Stands for "I Only Fuck Black Guys" as in Air force 1s (the Og IOFBG shoes) or all white kicks that Lulu loving, Stanley Cup sippin' white girls wear.
by WolfPackers March 12, 2024
Get the IOFBG Shoesmug. by Sukoshi Princess October 10, 2022
Get the come out them shoesmug. This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.
Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.
by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016
Get the Born in a bowling shoemug. shoes that are too sexy for work/school so you save them for the weekend and then regret it the day later because your feet are so sore
by twurked February 7, 2015
Get the weekend shoesmug. by Adog31 November 8, 2019
Get the SHOEmug. 