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New Shoes Old Laces

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.
It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".
by Totsally April 27, 2015
mugGet the New Shoes Old Lacesmug.

IOFBG Shoes

Stands for "I Only Fuck Black Guys" as in Air force 1s (the Og IOFBG shoes) or all white kicks that Lulu loving, Stanley Cup sippin' white girls wear.
Norah is wearing her IOFBG shoes with her fit tonight-girl looking to get some.
by WolfPackers March 12, 2024
mugGet the IOFBG Shoesmug.

come out them shoes

A friendly way of taking someone's Jordans
"I like them jordans where you got them? better yet how bout you come out them shoes."
by Sukoshi Princess October 10, 2022
mugGet the come out them shoesmug.

Born in a bowling shoe

This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.
Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.
by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016
mugGet the Born in a bowling shoemug.

head shoe

by Bojang Bangles September 11, 2020
mugGet the head shoemug.

weekend shoes

shoes that are too sexy for work/school so you save them for the weekend and then regret it the day later because your feet are so sore
I got some new heels, but they're just weekend shoes because i can't wear them on a regular basis.
by twurked February 7, 2015
mugGet the weekend shoesmug.

SHOE

Man, that girl be like a shoe (she hoeing on everyone)
by Adog31 November 8, 2019
mugGet the SHOEmug.

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