Shark

This was made by a human that works at the aquarium and loves to learn about sharks. Which means it is true :)

Sharks are amazing creatures that have gills, cartilage, and a sixth sense. People have misunderstood sharks ever since it ate a human. The sharks will mistake you with a seal or other small sharks.

When you look at sharks at a different angle your life will change.

by Sharklover1995 September 28, 2020

barkin' at the sharks

hurling your guts over the side of a boat, usually due to seasickness

Johnny spent most of the deep-sea fishing trip barkin' at the sharks.

by Molerat102 March 7, 2009

baby shark

NO.

Guy: "baby shark d-"
(someone else proceeds to run over the person)

by 7568ino November 2, 2023

riding the sand shark

Having sex on the beach and getting chaffing in your pussy from the sand.

Mary is walking funny from riding the sand shark.

by Vansthing August 14, 2022

Shark

The act of a female pleasuring a male through the act of "rimming" but the catch is she still wears braces and shreds the males asshole.

Daquavious: Ayo Ethel gave me that shark last night after the game.
Ferdinand: Yo is that why you haven't moved all day? That's crazy bro me too!

by JesusChrist69420_ January 27, 2023

screen shark

Looking at another player's area of the TV during a local split-screen game and using it to your advantage. This tactic is most commonly used while playing deathmatch/arena shooters.

Knowing exactly where your opponent is, based on their surroundings, gives the sharking player an overwhelming advantage.

"I move too much dude. You made a beeline straight to my location, quit screen sharking me!"

by ghjhg4 August 7, 2022

Jeff the land shark

This thing is everything but innocent. He has been corrupted by one of Vons dreads and now is his loyal servant bringing Hell to all who dare to challenge him. He is an immortal being who does not die, he does not stop, you are his prey.

And fuck this stupid ass shark

Jeff the land shark is a menace.

by W1zard_916 January 17, 2025