Chinese person A:
Hey, did you hear that Xiao Shen went to Rice nation?
Chinese person B:
Oh awesome, what did he say? Are they as fat as they are described?
Hey, did you hear that Xiao Shen went to Rice nation?
Chinese person B:
Oh awesome, what did he say? Are they as fat as they are described?
by War7hehorseman June 21, 2022

a divine mythical white substance that is capable of greatly enhancing your physical, mental, emotional, and psychic abilities. consuming mass amounts of it can lead to advanced spiritual awakening, intelligence, and the ability to attract mass amounts of females . more words could be used to describe this legendary substance, but it is so incredibly good that no more words could describe the feeling of consuming rice.
asian person: do you consume rice at least 69,420 times a day?
other person: no
asian person: *proceeds to commit homicide and arson*
other person: no
asian person: *proceeds to commit homicide and arson*
by goofy ahh human being June 1, 2023

Violet: i wish there was a slur i could use to describe my sister.
The voices in Violet's head: Call her a rice cracker
Violet: Shut up
The voices in Violet's head: Call her a rice cracker
Violet: Shut up
by gay midget the fourth March 29, 2023

by oneball212 December 2, 2013

by TPigeonS August 24, 2021

Rice is the most amazing person in the world. Besides, she is intelligent and hard-working, but sometimes she will be tired and sleep in the classroom. Oh, Rice, you are such a good appetizer and meal partner that everyone who eat lunch or dinner will be very happy. She likes books, joining activities and anything free that is worthy. She can eat a lot, a Hakka type person, but can save a fortune. The name, Rice, is not only a healthy grand but also is a good person in the world. She is a true keeper, so if you meet a Rice, dont let her run away from you.
by Rriitta November 23, 2021

Rice that is one quarter Indian. It will probably compulsively lie and intrude on other people's homes.
Comes to Your House:
On the phone"Hey it's My Cool Rice! Dude, lets talk about our music! I'm coming now"
On the phone"Hey it's My Cool Rice! Dude, lets talk about our music! I'm coming now"
by Mike Beans December 15, 2008
