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Michigan Parchment Paper

The act of coating toilet paper in IcyHot. When an unsuspecting person goes to use the ‘parchment paper’, they would be left with a surprise as their asshole constricts from the Icy and burns from the Hot
Eli: “I replaced my toilet paper with Michigan Parchment Paper. My girlfriend has been screaming for the past 2 hours.”
by Jeffica3576 August 19, 2025
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toilet paper

in this corona pandemic, it is nowhere to be seen
WHERE IS ALL THE TOILET PAPER!?!?!?

"because when you get coronavirus, you suddenly crave toilet paper"
by opeaii March 22, 2020
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wet paper bag

Being broke.
Im so broke I can't even buy my way out of wet paper bag
by Abbi Taylor August 25, 2017
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Toilet paper wedgie

A butt with toilet paper wedged in the crack. It looks like 'kleenex' or tissue paper stuck in a box to blow your nose. Kleenex, Puffs, tissue paper, toilet paper, heavy duty booty, butt crack attack, wedgie, wipe your butt, butt, poop, booty, bum, butt crack, take a dump
I was in a hurry to get back to class and wiped my butt several times really fast. I think I got a toilet paper wedgie.
by joecoolthefool September 6, 2016
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paper hit

The first hit off a joint is usually a paper hit unless the joint is packed full.
Man that first paper hit really made me cough but the second hit was great.
by jimmybomm January 28, 2021
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fundamental paper education

A baldi's basic rip-off series that full of psychopath teachers running around killing their students
A : yo, what are you watching?
B : fundamental paper education
A : you're a fucking loser
by Mac cool guy April 18, 2024
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