peanut butter burger

A dick that has just been in a girls ass, squeezed between that girls tits, with the shit used as lube.

My girl is in to scat, so I totally made a peanut butter burger with her last night.

by Rodney'sJeremy January 29, 2014

Andrew Diced Carrots Burger

A burger that comes with pickled diced carrots

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Andrew Diced Carrots Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018

Schiza Burger

"ok, u beat their ass with a tomato and some lettuce a couple times and then spooge ketchup and mustard all over their ass and then u stick it right in the meat grinder"

Boone Delight's chilli chute got really soggy when I popped her with a schiza burger.

by Cooter January 29, 2004

A burger and a grape snow cone

A euphemism or phrase that describes oral sex or 69 . When two people enjoy a 'burger' and a 'grape snow cone', the burger represents the vagina (also known as fur burger) and the grape snow cone represents the penis (something to hold and lick, the grape flavor representing the purple color of the head of the penis).

Wanted to smash last night but had to settle for a burger and a grape snow cone.

Finally had a burger and a grape snow cone with that girl I met last week.

by NowYouKnowBruh March 04, 2021

Fig-eta Bout It Burger

A specialized burger that comes with figs!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Fig-eta Bout It Burger, it's served with figs!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Runny Out of Thyme Burger

A burger that comes with a runny fried egg and thyme

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Runny Out of Thyme Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018

Mission A-Corn-Plished Burger

A burger served with corn salsa!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "Mission A-Corn-Plished Burger, it comes with corn salsa!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018