Grad Date Tool (GDT)

An amazing user defined application in CampusVue that auto-packages student accounts and adjusts payment periods and disbursement dates under its own discretion. This "tool" is the thorn in the side of the Finance Relations Liaison's (FRL) daily existence as it seeks new and exiting misery to enthrall upon the FRL. It seeks to add confusion as is alters academic years, disbursement dates, and ledger cards until they are completely cattywampus.

Frank: "Hey Joe, could you take a look at this student's account? It looks all jacked up."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool (GDT)"
Frank: "But it was fine yesterday."

Joe: "Grad Date Tool"

Frank: "Is that your excuse for everything?"
Joe: "Yeah, pretty much"

by Frank Rizzo55 December 18, 2012

palm date

When the only date you get is with your palm.

i.e. Masturbation.

(See: Jacking Off)

Person A: "Dude, she stood me up, yo!"

Person B: "Don't worry, man; you can always date your palm by going on a palm date!"

Person A: "Aw no, that'll be the tenth time this week!"

Person B: "Don"t hurt yourself."

by The Dirtbag November 6, 2013

Dollar Date

Aka, quad p, aka, Popov Polar-Pop Pork. A date in which two individuals get inebriated on a mixture of cheap vodka and gas station soda before fournication.

Yeah bro, I took that sorority chick on a dollar date last night

by Duecas April 25, 2023

Halal dating

Halal dating isn’t really a thing because it leads into other sexual behavior which is not halal, it’s called zina and the prophet Muhammad warmed us not to get near to it before marriage, so yes and no at the same time

Person 1: can I date ur daughter the halal way by halal dating
Sheikh: I don’t know if I can trust you

Person 1: I won’t commit zina

Sheikh: halal dating almost always leads zina:)

by Huhwhadhabben September 19, 2020

National Date Your Friend Day

National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.

Person A: It’s National Date Your Friend Day! Wanna go out with me?

Person B: No. You fucking suck.

by urparentfuckerfacts May 1, 2022

Definition Dating

When a young naive person falls into lust, they quickly head over to Urban Dictionary to write the equivalent of a love letter. Writing a pointless and inaccurate assessment of the name of the particular wench they are infatuated with, in the hormoment.

Steve: "Did you hear Ron blathering over Skylar? He showed me what he wrote about her on Urban...
He was all like: " she's the most beautiful girl in the world..." and " she is a free spirit.."

Aaron: "Wow, definition dating... what a douche."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Date

Acronym: meaning Dick At The End

If I pay for this "DATE" you know what that means?

by Speedy2891 March 28, 2023