Why isn't the left winning!?

Smug, stupid, self-righteous, preachy, dogmatic, authoritarian, obnoxious, petty, incoherent, zealous, dumb, bad... All of the things that are wrong with the religions minus the promise of magic powers and immortality.

Shit-lib "DERRRRR! DERRRRRRRRRR! WHY ISN'T THE LEFT WINNING!? WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT ME TO HAVE AN INCREASING AMOUNT OF CONTROL OF THEIR MINDS? DeRrRrRrRrRrR! SHIT-LIB DERRRRRRR!"

by Hym Iam April 24, 2024

<.7.9.76.>Insert your Own Left Hand<.7.9.7.6.>

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

took a left

Precursor to Take a L.

The way your day is going well or even good and then something makes it go awry. Less than a Trainwreck, but more than a general inconvenience.

Things were going sweet! Then my life took a left on me. I started seeing all the cards falling right before my eyes. This and that happened and my great day turned into a crappy day. Just like that.

by Mr. Moisha April 15, 2021

Left Lane Hero

That asshat who views every car in the merge lane as a challenge
See also: middle aged men with something to prove

The dude in that volvo is being a real left lane hero by trying to run me off the road

by bigdipper87 January 15, 2016

Left the Side Door Open

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.

I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.

by All Bets Hedged January 6, 2021

《¤》pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 i《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》

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《¤》pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 i《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

Left

Left (n.) is the opposite of right. This noun can indicate sides or ways, political stance, and also being wrong.
Since wrong is the opposite of right, left is synonymous with wrong.

Person 1: Yooo that tiger looks cool!
Person 2: You're so left…

by Pericardium April 15, 2023