A guy who is a little short. Usually has nice curly hair. He is funny if you understand his humor, if not you might just think he is an asshole. He picks on his sister all the time but it is out of love. Kevin Ortiz is a good friend to have. You can count on him to put a smile on your face.
Dan: damn im so stressed i need to have a good laugh.
Scott: Call kevin Ortiz, he will put a smile on your face
Scott: Call kevin Ortiz, he will put a smile on your face
by 9mysterious_anonymous7 December 18, 2017
Get the kevin ortizmug. The process of taking forever to reply. Or not replying at all. (In present tense. Past tense: Kevin-ed In future tense: Kevin)
"Aw man! Jessica is totally Kevin-ing me right now!"
"Maybe if you kevin her back, she might stop Kevin-ing you?"
"Maybe if you kevin her back, she might stop Kevin-ing you?"
by Spacedout0927 April 21, 2017
Get the Kevin-ingmug. Baller, smoothest shot in the NBA. Don't really talk shit. People hate on him because he left OKC for GS, but who wouldn't leave OKC for the Bay area (way funner lifestyle, better weather, a lot of different cities near each other with large metropolitan area). Although people call him a coward, he prolly hated playing with Westbrook's ball hogging ass, so he booked it.
by Ant_Man June 25, 2017
Get the Kevin Durantmug. Example 1:
Peter: Joe is so drunk passed out behind your car.
Doug: That's awesome, He pulled a Kevin.
Peter: Joe is so drunk passed out behind your car.
Doug: That's awesome, He pulled a Kevin.
by Jrob78 May 8, 2010
Get the Pulled a Kevinmug. Becuase Kevin gots lots of media exposure and even had a campaign to free him... he's a sellout.
A true, underground, hardcore hacker is rbcp or Cal or murd0c
A true, underground, hardcore hacker is rbcp or Cal or murd0c
by AutisticPsycho February 12, 2005
Get the Kevin Mitnickmug. by Sexydraghn September 15, 2014
Get the kevin kennedymug. KG is a beast!
by T-Wolves number one fan May 3, 2004
Get the Kevin Garnettmug.