Initially created to avoid having to say the term "groomer" (or relative terms such as "grooming") aloud when in the company of people, or in a place where you'd rather not have people hear you talking of such a topic. Especially when it comes to discussing the topic to someone who is easily triggered by the initial subject.
"Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman" is a code-term to use in place of a "child groomer."
"Selling calendars" means to commit the act of grooming.
"Going door to door" means they're searching for minors to groom.
"Asking a minor for calendars or photos of their calendars" means they're asking a minor for illegal sexual favours, or for sexually explicit photos of said minor.
Person A: "Have you heard that Onision has been going door to door and selling calendars?"
Person B: "What the fuck is up with that? Selling calendars...He should go to prison for it."
"Selling calendars" means to commit the act of grooming.
"Going door to door" means they're searching for minors to groom.
"Asking a minor for calendars or photos of their calendars" means they're asking a minor for illegal sexual favours, or for sexually explicit photos of said minor.
Person A: "Have you heard that Onision has been going door to door and selling calendars?"
Person B: "What the fuck is up with that? Selling calendars...He should go to prison for it."
by horsehorsehorse December 25, 2021
Get the Door-to-Door Calendar Salesmanmug. by worldwide_321neo May 19, 2024
Get the Door plugmug. by j hookington June 1, 2014
Get the wooly doormug. A term used by an individual of power/superior to someone to suggest that if they don't stop their foolish behaviour they will be kicked out or told to leave the door.
Boss:CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE OR THE DOORS THERE YOUR GIVING ME SHITS AHH
Worker:ALRIGHT BUD CHEERS ILL STOP
Worker:ALRIGHT BUD CHEERS ILL STOP
by CHIPSANDSAUCE November 21, 2023
Get the DOORS THEREmug. 
by J4VA January 3, 2023
Get the Doormug. by 70668 May 26, 2022
Get the doormug.