When your girlfriend invites her friend and random boyfriend over and you get stuck with the boyfriend that you have NOTHING in common with and have never meet
Hey babe so I have a new best friend and I set up a pet date this friday, hope you like her boyfriend
by TTJR January 20, 2016
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The ambient emotional environment of modern dating applications, characterized by negotiation between curated digital personas that bear a tenuous relationship to the individuals controlling them, a condition in which authentic connection is systematically displaced by the exchange of idealized representations, creating a closed system in which copies interact with copies while originals remain inaccessible.
The ambient emotional environment of modern dating applications, characterized by negotiation between curated digital personas that bear a tenuous relationship to the individuals controlling them, a condition in which authentic connection is systematically displaced by the exchange of idealized representations, creating a closed system in which copies interact with copies while originals remain inaccessible.
We've abandoned dating for the pathosphere of simulacra dating—a digital theatre where avatars perform courtship while their creators swipe alone.
by Monky Brainz November 7, 2025
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Get the Seed Dating mug."My date Bailey and I were set up on a blind date."
"Did it go well?"
"No, she said the caviar tasted worse than her ass getting rammed by a semi truck"
"Did it go well?"
"No, she said the caviar tasted worse than her ass getting rammed by a semi truck"
by That-Guy-Jerry December 16, 2022
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"Yea I'm not gonna lie, I went mid and all five of them were there"
"Damn"
"Yea it was a hell date for me"
"WTF is a hell date"
"You don't know what that is? I literally say it all the time"
"Damn"
"Yea it was a hell date for me"
"WTF is a hell date"
"You don't know what that is? I literally say it all the time"
by HELLDATE69 September 14, 2023
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Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.
Except in Canada.
Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.
Except in Canada.
Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
by bitchuck September 9, 2024
Get the A date with Kimberly Clark mug.When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.
Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.
Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.
Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.
by Thunder buddy January 4, 2023
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