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weekend dating

The act of only talking/seeing your significant other on the weekend. This is typically caused by a busy work schedule or embarrassment of the significant other.
I really like Eddy, but we're only weekend dating.
by MastaMcKracka November 23, 2013
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recon date

A recon or reconnaissance date is a date with the only intention of making friends with the date to see if they have hot friends
I’m going on a recon date tonight this girl is about a 6 but I’ll play around with her to get invited to her social group’s events.
by Dseeva21 January 1, 2022
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A Suicide Date

A Suicide Date is when you date someone so horrible, or so unbearable they make you want to kill yourself because they make your suffering that much more miserable
No, Wait! Johnny Don't take that cyanide!

Sorry Tim, just went on a Suicide Date and now I wanna fucking die
by Oppressionator May 21, 2019
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date thief

A woman who has absolutely no intention of liking a guy, goes out with him just to enjoy the free food, cinema, a drive home or, or whatever else he is paying for.
Girl 1: "I had such a great time with Tommy, we went for lunch, watched a movie at the cinema and gave me a ride home!"

Girl 2: "Do you think he's hot? Did he try to kiss you afterwards?"

Girl 1: "He did give me a bunch of roses and a box of chocolates, which is nice... but there's no way in hell I'd let him near me, the guy's fugly!"

Girl 3: "Then why the fuck did you go on a date with him??"

Girl 1: "I wasn't bothered to take the bus and I spent too much money on that new designer bag... the guy was asking me out for weeks, so why not enjoy some free food and a ride home?"

Girl 2: "you're such a date thief and a bitch... wow"
by CPU_man50 June 20, 2016
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DATE

When Shawn invites Brittany over to his house for a salad with Olive Garden dressing and a cheese board with various sausages and pepperonis in exchange excessive butt and back rubs and maybe even putting the tip in...
"Are you going on a Date or a DATE DATE"?
You know...a Date as in you both are simply getting together...
Or...
A DATE-DATE, Like that Shawn and Brittany type shit?
by That Damn Rhino! January 2, 2021
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Competitive dating

1. Competing with other couples to prove which couple has a better relationship
2. Dating purely for the purpose of increasing the number of people you have dated
3. Dating for the purpose of increasing your body count
1. Competitive dating isn’t for me. I don’t think it’s fulfilling to try and prove the quality of your relationship

2. I like competitive dating. I’m now at 175.
by nyxusz March 3, 2023
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microwave popcorn date

The microwave popcorn date is a special form of a date which consists of two people, a nature documentary and, of course, microwave popcorn. It is considered as a modern 21st century way of dating and can also include (but is not limited to): tetra pak wine, fake candles, old fragrance sticks.
Babe, you are the mac to my cheese. Let´s have a microwave popcorn date!
by cessc May 6, 2019
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